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In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?


If opposed...

You're such a wuss
Nami: I’m a girl. If I cry when I’m scared I can’t fucking help it. Doesn’t mean I’m a wuss.
Zack: Heh. I know you are but what am I?

Ha! But I’m smarter than you!
Nami: Umm I don’t think so. I’m over 200 years old, I’ve been reading since I’ve been 3. Do the math. Oh wait you can’t without a calculator… HA!
Zack: I never went to school officially but at least I can count without my fingers and toes.

Your crush has a crush on me
Nami: Zack Better not… *tears*
Zack: Ha! Nami love me and only me. Who wouldn’t love this Bicep? These baby blue eyes? And well… *looks down* ;D

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
Nami: It’s not my strong point. But I can do it in my head you need a calculator.
Zack: Yeah right. I saw you counting your toes to get to twenty-two earlier.

Hurry up would you?
Nami: Umm Excuse me? *black girl snap* Boy I don’t think so.
Zack: Here go on you first… *follows close behind you and steps all over your feet* Ha! Hahaha!

You're so snobbish
Nami: Maybe But next time don’t get in my face.
Zack: Only about my looks and that’s because the ladies looove me. *wink wink*

Wanna settle this outside?
Nami: Fuck yeah bring it bitch!
Zack: Like Gentlemen? Fine then. If we must.

You afraid of me?
Nami: Corse not. I’m shaking because I’m exited *evil grin*
Zack: Do these biceps look scared?

He/she loves me more!
Nami: I don’t think so. *waves hand* now go run alone and play with yourself. It’s the only thing you’ll be getting.
Zack: Nami only loves me so I don’t know how that could be, wait… you didn’t give her white chocolate did you?

You have bad grades
Nami: I haven’t had grades since I was in collage 50 years ago.
Zack: I have never had grades.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
Nami: Umm… I well... I’m sorry... I mean… You know about Zack… o///o
Zack: I know babe but I only have one love… NAMI! *dramatic pose*

I don't love you.
Nami: That’s okay. Zack loves me... *tears
Zack: So? Plenty of people love me… Plus… I have Nami *dreamy gaze*

I think I love you already
Nami: Already? Do I know you?
Zack: Who are you? Who am I? Where are we? Love? *acting stupid*

Can I copy your answers?
Nami: Umm… Well. *watches as her paper is taken away* Okay… *tears*
Zack: No… they’ll know we cheated if we get all these wrong together.

I think I have a crush on your friend
Nami: Okay… Want me to set you guys up? Which friend?
Zack: You mean Sasku? Oooh he’ll be happy about that!

Can I sit next to you?
Nami: S-Sure…
Zack: Only if names not around… she gets mad…

Would you like to dance with me?
Nami: I sh- *gets grabbed and starts dancing with person*
Zack: Sure what’s the problem with a little dance?

I think you have a crush on me
Nami: N-No! Where would you get that! *pouts*
Zack: Only because you have beautiful eyes. You’d be a perfect model for names drawings.

You have a cute smile
Nami: I-I do? *giggles lightly*
Zack: I know *shing sparkle sparkle*

Why are you so nice to me?
Nami: Because I’m nice to everyone… Sept for Zack sometimes…
Zack: Because I’m sweet… like candy. ;D



What's your reaction if your parents told you…

Go home before it gets dark
Nami: Yeah… funny.
Zack: But Mooom! All the good parties are going on then! I’m almost 300 years old how can you do this to me!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
Nami: Of course not… I don’t have one.
Zack: She’s sweet. But she’s kind of… dull.

Go to bed early
Nami: Ha! Hahaha! Oh wait your serious?
Zack: Not going to happen mom… I’m ALMOST 300 YEARS OLD! Jeeze…

Clean the house, wash the dishes, and water the plants
Nami: What am I your freaking maid?
Zack: But those are Nami’s jobs! She gets mad when I try and do those….. *corner*

Study hard ok?
Nami: I’m an adult… thank you very much. I’ve been out of collage and have no need to go back for another 50 years.
Zack: But it hurts my frontal lobe!

When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
Nami: What the fuck? I don’t know you! I ain’t fucking Mexican…
Zack: What’s a peso? (Never had money.)
(Please don’t get offended, ^^ we don’t discriminate we hate all people the same.)

Why can't you be more like him
Nami: Because I wouldn’t enjoy having something dangling between my legs.
Zack: Because then I wouldn’t have anything down there!!!!!! D:

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
Nami: O.o okay? *does it anyways*
Zack: I didn’t touch you! Sorry! Ahhh!

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